1. My parents came back to snowy NY. Why? Are they crazy? 2. I'm sick of snow. 3. The Bard of Stratford-Upon-Avon is wounded. 4. I need a beach real bad. 5. I'm cold. 6. It's Monday again. Why is it always Monday again? 7. Cheesecake is heavy. 8. I have to snowblow. 9. I'm sick of snow. 10. I'm done complaining.