Baby Shakespeare

1. My parents came back to snowy NY. Why? Are they crazy?
2. I'm sick of snow.
3. The Bard of Stratford-Upon-Avon is wounded.
4. I need a beach real bad.
5. I'm cold.
6. It's Monday again. Why is it always Monday again?
7. Cheesecake is heavy.
8. I have to snowblow.
9. I'm sick of snow.
10. I'm done complaining.