Japan had another earthquake. Trump is questioning Obama's legitimacy. The United Nations bombed the wrong people in Libya. The United States Government might shut down.
And I learned of this cow-riding girl in Germany (from NBC) and said, "Hmm, now that's news. I'm glad they're including this with all the other chaos in the world." We need her to leap over the moon and to teach pigs to fly.
My grandmother always said, "Cows don't say, moo. They say P.U."
This post stinks. I'm ready for the world to settle down some. It's getting a little restless.