It's a pain in my glass

Seriously, the only excitement I'm having right now is drinking water as I write. Sound painfully dull? It is. I will leave this experience never wanting to sit in my living room chair again. The hours I've sustained on my arse while typing is starting to make me feel like I'm going insane.

That is why I sought to find glass musicians. I've always found the sounds they make eerie, but I was thinking I might be able to learn how to do it, so when I'm drinking water and typing, I can also make noises.

Maybe not.

All I know is that sitting for so long is a complete pain my my glass.