I haven't showered. You could oil a bike with my hair. I'm writing and writing and writing. Meanwhile, I know that there's this big bowling tournament in Syracuse because every time I go downtown, there's all these women with matching bowling shirts and bowling balls walking the streets. My greasy hair and these women reminded me of Grease 2. I post this video in that honor.
Sorry about the delayed post, however. Blogger was fixing a problem and uploading noises weren't available until just now.