One of my students told me she lived by David Letterman and invited me to dinner. Afterwards, we drove the border of Connecticut and New York so she could show me his home (next to NYC's Mayor Bloomberg. So this is where they live when not vacationing in the Hamptons. Unbelievable.
Top ten things not to be found in their neighborhood. 10. KMart 9. Diversity 8. The Brown School 7. Couches on the front porch 6. Osama Bin Laden 5. Refugee families 4. Jay Leno 3. Used Car Dealerships 2. My future living arrangements 1. The Clam Bar